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the priest is driving home from church one sunday aftnoon and sees wee pat put something into a bin which bursts into flames he stops the car and shouts patrick come here pat walks over to the car what is it father he says whats that you have in that bottle pat says its acid father give it to me patrick thats very dangerous no way says pat i found it and im keeping it the priest says tell you what ill swap you bottles pat says what in your bottle father holy water says the priest what can that do father why only yesterday i poured some on a woman and she passed a child aw thats f k all father yesterday i poured this on a dogs ass and it passed a motor bike

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