Easter Funnies & Jokes

[THE FIFER]

Jokes...

"what do you call a mischievous egg"//// A practical yoker!!"What happens when you tell an egg a joke"//// It cracks up!! "What part did the egg play in the movies"/// the Egg-stra!!

[harry h]

Do you want to hear a yoke, put your ear to an egg.

[harry h]

What goes through the water through the water and never touches the water,

an egg in a ducks @rse.

[THE FIFER]

Do you want to hear a yoke, put your ear to an egg.

 

[THE FIFER]

What goes through the water through the water and never touches the water,

an egg in a ducks @rse.

 

 

 

 

[butcher]

You must be yoking

[Tony C]

An Easter bunny goes into a cafe. Proprietor says, "What'll it be, mate?"

 

Bunny says, "I'll have a lemon and salami toasty".

 

He scoffs that down quick smart and then orders again. "I'll have a

chutney and chocolate toasty please". Scoffs that down too.

 

Then he says, "This time gimme a meringue and ham toasty, mate".

 

After downing that one, the bunny suddenly turns very pale, clutches his

chest, staggers outside and collapses on the sidewalk.

 

Passer-by looks down at the Bunny, now clearly dying, and says, "What's wrong,

mate?"

 

Bunny looks up and says, "Aaaarrggh ... mixedmetoasties ..."

[TheHigg]

An Easter bunny goes into a cafe. Proprietor says, "What'll it be, mate?"

 

Bunny says, "I'll have a lemon and salami toasty".

 

He scoffs that down quick smart and then orders again. "I'll have a

chutney and chocolate toasty please". Scoffs that down too.

 

Then he says, "This time gimme a meringue and ham toasty, mate".

 

After downing that one, the bunny suddenly turns very pale, clutches his

chest, staggers outside and collapses on the sidewalk.

 

Passer-by looks down at the Bunny, now clearly dying, and says, "What's wrong,

mate?"

 

Bunny looks up and says, "Aaaarrggh ... mixedmetoasties ..."

[TheHigg]

just back from the toilet drying myself [pished myself laughing] mixingmytoasties absolute cracker :emoticon-0136-giggle:

[harry h]

Where do Cowboys get their eggs, Yolklahoma.

[harry h]

Kim asked me what my plans where for Easter.

I told her the same as Jesus, disappear Friday, show up Monday.

[THE FIFER]

An Easter bunny goes into a cafe. Proprietor says, "What'll it be, mate?"

 

Bunny says, "I'll have a lemon and salami toasty".

 

He scoffs that down quick smart and then orders again. "I'll have a

chutney and chocolate toasty please". Scoffs that down too.

 

Then he says, "This time gimme a meringue and ham toasty, mate".

 

After downing that one, the bunny suddenly turns very pale, clutches his

chest, staggers outside and collapses on the sidewalk.

 

Passer-by looks down at the Bunny, now clearly dying, and says, "What's wrong,

mate?"

 

Bunny looks up and says, "Aaaarrggh ... mixedmetoasties ..."

 

 

Kim asked me what my plans where for Easter.

I told her the same as Jesus, disappear Friday, show up Monday.

 

 

Where do Cowboys get their eggs, Yolklahoma.