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The Traffic Warden.


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As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Warden's Funeral,

a voice from inside screams, " I'm not dead, I'm not dead. Let me out !"

The vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth and mutters.

" Too f *****g late pal, I've already done the paperwork."

 

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