greenlands Posted February 3, 2014 Report Posted February 3, 2014 As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Warden's Funeral,a voice from inside screams, " I'm not dead, I'm not dead. Let me out !"The vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth and mutters." Too f *****g late pal, I've already done the paperwork."
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