Joke From Brian Reeves

[Ian McKay]

Terrorists boarded a flight out of London, one took a window seat

and the other sat next to him in the middle seat.

Just before take - off, a Royal Marine sat down in the aisle seat.

After take - off the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and

was settling in for the long flight when the Arab in the window seat said,

" I need to get up and get a Coke." Don't get up ," said the Marine " I'm in

the aisle seat, " I'll get it for you."

As soon as he had left one of the Arabs picked up the Marine's shoe and spat in it.

When the Marine returned with the Coke, the other Arab said, " That looks good,

I'd really like one too." Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it.

While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and spat in it.

When the Marine returned they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.

As the plane was landing the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately

what had happened.

He leaned over and asked his Arab neighbors, " Why does it have to be this way ?"

" How long must this go on ? This fighting between our nations ? This hatred ?

This animosity ? This spitting in shoes and peeing in Cokes ?"

BRIAN REEVES

[andy Burgess]

[THE FIFER]

[paddymac]

:emoticon-0140-rofl: Good one :emoticon-0136-giggle: