Just A Bit Of Fun

[Guest TAMMY_1]

Wife says to husband "you only ever want sex when you're drunk".

Husband says†that's not true.. sometimes I want a kebab"

 

 

An Aussie and a Yank aid worker are helping out at the Japan nuclear disaster.

Yank says, "You from round here, buddy?"

"No," he replies, " New South Wales ....."

"What State's that in?" asks the Yank.

"Pretty much the same as this f*ckin' place!â€

 

 

An assortment of high powered weapons and a stash of drugs including cocaine, heroin and ecstasy have been found behind

the Job Centre in Frankston. The locals are said to be in a state of shock.......They had no idea they had a Job Centre!

 

 

A man approaches a young woman in a shop.

He says "I can't find my wife, can I talk to you for a few minutes?"

The woman says "Sure, but do you have any idea where your wife is?"

"Not a clue," he says, "but whenever I talk to a woman with t--s like yours, she appears out of nowhere!"

 

The Japanese government have thanked Britain for the rescue dogs they sent out to help with the nuclear disaster.

They said they were delicious!

 

My sexy Chinese neighbour told me she was desperate for a " roger ". It was only when I had my trousers round my

ankles and my privates out, that I realised she wanted to rent her spare room out!!

 

Teacher to class: "Children, we are all descendants of Adam and Eve"

Pupil: "But Miss, my mummy and daddy said we came from the apes."

Teacher: "Stay out of this one Abdul, I'm not talking about your lot."

 

David Cameron has announced he intends to make it more difficult to claim benefits.

From next week the forms will only be printed in English.

 

A woman had been on the game for 4 years and was worried about the size of her privates on her wedding night so she decided to tell her husband she caught it climbing over a fence. After an hour in bed with her he said,

"How far across the field were you before you realised it was caught?"

 

Sky news report.

When the Irish joined in the attack on Libya, they sent in three ships - two full of sand and one full of cement.

It was a mortar attack.

[TheHigg]

i heard you were well known for your political correctness tam :emoticon-0140-rofl:

[walterboswell59]

i thought they great tam lol