greenlands Posted November 6, 2013 Report Posted November 6, 2013 WALKING ON WATER As only the Irish can tell a story!!!!!! Paddy had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 18th birthday. On that special day, they 'd each walked across the lake to the pub on the far side for their first legal drink. So when Paddy 's 18th birthday came around, he and his pal Mick, took a boat out to the middle of the lake, Paddy, stepped out of the boat ...and nearly drowned! Mick just barely managed to pull him to safety. Furious and confused, Paddy went to see his grandmother .. "Grandma," he asked, "Tis me 18th birthday, so why can 't I walk across the lake like me father, his father and his father before him?" Granny looked deeply into Paddy 's, troubled blue eyes and said, "Because ye father, ye grandfather and ye great-grandfather were all born in December, when the lake is frozen, and ye were born in August, ya f?/kin idiot!" :animatedpigeons:
gulkie Posted November 6, 2013 Report Posted November 6, 2013 Teacher in class said to Johnny what will you be when you leave school Johnny a millionaire missTeacher and what will you do with your millionsJohnny get myself a young tart and buy her a flat in Paris and a flat in LondonAnd a big house in Ameriac a 40 ft yacht and a Ferrari and give it to her 3 times A dayTeacher disgusted turned to little Mary and said and what do you want to be when You leave school Mary his tart* miss.
Guest homestead Posted November 6, 2013 Report Posted November 6, 2013 WALKING ON WATER As only the Irish can tell a story!!!!!! Paddy had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 18th birthday. On that special day, they 'd each walked across the lake to the pub on the far side for their first legal drink. So when Paddy 's 18th birthday came around, he and his pal Mick, took a boat out to the middle of the lake, Paddy, stepped out of the boat ...and nearly drowned! Mick just barely managed to pull him to safety. Furious and confused, Paddy went to see his grandmother .. "Grandma," he asked, "Tis me 18th birthday, so why can 't I walk across the lake like me father, his father and his father before him?" Granny looked deeply into Paddy 's, troubled blue eyes and said, "Because ye father, ye grandfather and ye great-grandfather were all born in December, when the lake is frozen, and ye were born in August, ya f?/kin idiot!" :animatedpigeons: not very pc but that me laugh Teacher in class said to Johnny what will you be when you leave school Johnny a millionaire missTeacher and what will you do with your millionsJohnny get myself a young tart and buy her a flat in Paris and a flat in LondonAnd a big house in Ameriac a 40 ft yacht and a Ferrari and give it to her 3 times A dayTeacher disgusted turned to little Mary and said and what do you want to be when You leave school Mary his tart* miss.
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