The Mystery

[greenlands]

Through the ages, men have been trying to unlock this mystery:

 

Why do their wives, who accept them just as they are before they get married, begin the quest to change their behavior and life-style once their vows are exchanged?

 

Finally, the riddle is solved!

 

A social-scientist has arrived at this simple and logical explanation.

 

When the bride, accompanied by her father, starts to walk slowly down the long aisle, she sees the altar at the end and hears the choir singing a hymn. Walking down the aisle, the conditioning process starts where the brain absorbs these three stimuli:

 

Aisle, altar, and hymn.

 

She becomes mesmerized as she continually reinforces these

perceptions:

 

Aisle, altar, hymn. . . . . .Aisle, altar, hymn. . .Aisle, altar, hymn.

 

And finally, as she stops beside the groom, the conditioning process

is complete. She looks up at him smiling sweetly and keeps saying to

herself...

 

'I'll alter him!

 

:animatedpigeons:

[yeboah]

Applies to lots of men I know but fortunately not this one god never made enough years tae change my ways

[gulkie]

My wife altered me ,she made me more determined to do what she don't want

Me to do