Priceless.

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The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing and

stopped , even though he could have beaten the red light by

accelerating through the intersection.

 

The tailgating woman behind him was furious and honked her horn, screaming

in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection.

 

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up

into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to

exit her car with her hands up.

 

He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted,

photographed and placed in a holding cell.

 

After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door

She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was

waiting with her personal effects.

 

He said, ''I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your

car while you were blowing your horn, giving the guy in front of you the

finger and cursing at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper

sticker, the 'Choose Life' licence plate holder, the 'Follow Me to

Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem

on the trunk, so naturally... I assumed you had stolen the car.''