Extracts Written By Council Tennants.

[lanarkshire lad]

1Its the dogs mess I find hard to swallow.

2 I want some repairs done to my cooker as it back fired and burnt my knob off.

3 I wish to complain that my father twisted his ankle when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.

4 Their 18 year old son is banging his balls off my back fence.

5 Will you please send someone to mend my back path as my wife fell on it now she is pregnant.

6 My next door neighbour has this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just cant take anymore.

7 I am a single women living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the man on top of me every night.

8 My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing on it.

[PIGEONPACKMAN]

hahaha lol