Roland Posted May 27, 2008 Report Posted May 27, 2008 A BOSS WALKED INTO THE OFFICE ONE MORNING NOT KNOWING THAT HIS ZIPPER WAS DOWN AND HIS FLY AREA IS WIDE OPEN. HIS SECRETARY WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID 'BOSS, THIS MORNING WHEN YOU LEFT YOUR HOUSE, DID YOU CLOSE YOUR GARAGE DOOR?' THIS WAS NOT A PHRASE THAT HER BOSS UNDERSTOOD, SO.... HE WENT INTO HIS OFFICE LOOKING A BIT PUZZLED. WHEN HE WAS ABOUT DONE WITH HIS PAPERWORK, HE SUDDENLY NOTICED THAT HIS ZIPPER WAS NOT ZIPPED UP. HE ZIPPED UP AND REMEMBERING WHAT HIS SECRETARY HAD TOLD HIM, HE FINALLY UNDERSTOOD. THEN HE INTENTIONALLY WENT OUT TO ASK FOR A CUP OF COFFEE FROM HIS SECRETARY. WHEN HE REACHED HER DESK, HE SAID 'WHEN YOU SAW THE GARAGE DOOR OPEN DID YOU SEE MY HUMMER PARKED IN THERE?' THE SECRETARY SMILED FOR A MOMENT AND SAID 'NO, SIR I DIDN'T, ALL I SAW WAS A MINI COOPER WITH 2 FLAT TYRES!!!
DOVEScot Posted May 27, 2008 Report Posted May 27, 2008 A BOSS WALKED INTO THE OFFICE ONE MORNING NOT KNOWING THAT HIS ZIPPER WAS DOWN AND HIS FLY AREA IS WIDE OPEN. HIS SECRETARY WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID 'BOSS, THIS MORNING WHEN YOU LEFT YOUR HOUSE, DID YOU CLOSE YOUR GARAGE DOOR?' THIS WAS NOT A PHRASE THAT HER BOSS UNDERSTOOD, SO.... HE WENT INTO HIS OFFICE LOOKING A BIT PUZZLED. WHEN HE WAS ABOUT DONE WITH HIS PAPERWORK, HE SUDDENLY NOTICED THAT HIS ZIPPER WAS NOT ZIPPED UP. HE ZIPPED UP AND REMEMBERING WHAT HIS SECRETARY HAD TOLD HIM, HE FINALLY UNDERSTOOD. THEN HE INTENTIONALLY WENT OUT TO ASK FOR A CUP OF COFFEE FROM HIS SECRETARY. WHEN HE REACHED HER DESK, HE SAID 'WHEN YOU SAW THE GARAGE DOOR OPEN DID YOU SEE MY HUMMER PARKED IN THERE?' THE SECRETARY SMILED FOR A MOMENT AND SAID 'NO, SIR I DIDN'T, ALL I SAW WAS A MINI COOPER WITH 2 FLAT TYRES!!! Roland that has to be the worst one yet :)
DOVEScot Posted May 27, 2008 Report Posted May 27, 2008 Bloody hell Dovescot it must be bad to beat some of yours ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D All my good ones get deleted :'( :'( :'(
Guest TAMMY_1 Posted June 1, 2008 Report Posted June 1, 2008 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D All my good ones get deleted :'( :'( :'( yes because most of them are either too obscene or just in pure bad taste , maybe that is why
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