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[Roland]

Funny

Subject: Inner peace

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives.

 

Some doctor on tele this morning said that the way to achieve inner

peace is to finish all the things you have started.  So I looked around

my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before

leaving  the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a

bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage

of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the rest of

 

the Chesescke an a box a chocolets.  Yu haf no idr who *expletive removed* gud I fel.

 

Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece

[DOVEScot]

Funny

Subject: Inner peace

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives.

 

Some doctor on tele this morning said that the way to achieve inner

peace is to finish all the things you have started.  So I looked around

my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before

leaving  the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a

bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage

of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the rest of

 

the Chesescke an a box a chocolets.  Yu haf no idr who *expletive removed* gud I fel.

 

Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece