Watch your mouth I guess

[Roland]

A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.

'You know what?' says the 7 year old, 'I think it's about time we started Swearing.'

The 4 year old nods his head in approval.

'When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna swear first, then you swear after me, ok?'

'Ok' the 4 year old, agrees with enthusiasm

The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast.

'Oh, sh *t mum, I guess I'll have some Coco Pops'

WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.

She looked at the 4 year old and asked with a stern voice, 'And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?'

................ 'I don't know,' he blubbers, 'but it won't be f**king Coco Pops'  

[Merlin]

Very good Roland,heres another one ;D ;D ;D

 

 

Two brothers constanly late for School,with one always later than the other ,Teachers thinks,got to sort this out.

"Your late Jackson,what kept you"    "Me breakfast Sir,me breakfast" and "What had you for your breakfast Jackson"  "An Egg Sir An Egg" seing as he wasnt gonna be told more he says "Sit Down" fifteen minutes later the younger brother appears,What kept you Jackson, same answer "Me breakfast Sir me breakfast "  right thinks the Teacher,now I will find out "Your brother who lives in the same house ,is here 15 minutes before you,he had an egg for his breakfast also,how come you are fifteen minutes later than him" __    " Had I spoon ,had I"!

[mitch]

;D ;D ;D ;D

[Roland]

My humour that... One excuse I actually said to the manager when as why I was late... as usual was' 'It was hard work pushing me bike'.

'pushing it' he exclaimed 'why didn't you ride it... a punture'? 'No sir' I replied 'I didn't have time to get on it'! lol

Used to have a different reaso most morning...