Roland Posted August 10, 2008 Report Posted August 10, 2008 He didn't like the casserole And he didn't like my cake. He said my biscuits were too hard Not like his mother used to make. I didn't perk the coffee right He didn't like the stew, I didn't mend his socks The way his mother used to do. I pondered for an answer I was looking for a clue. Then I turned around and smacked the sh** out of him... Like his mother used to do. 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns and Ammo Magazine. 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: Hey Duncan, Me, Big Jim, Duke and Slim went for more ammunition. Back in an hour or so. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of them in the house. Better wait outside. Roland
DOVEScot Posted August 10, 2008 Report Posted August 10, 2008 He didn't like the casserole And he didn't like my cake. He said my biscuits were too hard Not like his mother used to make. I didn't perk the coffee right He didn't like the stew, I didn't mend his socks The way his mother used to do. I pondered for an answer I was looking for a clue. Then I turned around and smacked the sh** out of him... Like his mother used to do. Roland That never done me any harm ;D ;D ;D
Guest TAMMY_1 Posted August 11, 2008 Report Posted August 11, 2008 That never done me any harm ;D ;D ;D [/quote and who gave you that opinion ?
DOVEScot Posted August 11, 2008 Report Posted August 11, 2008 That never done me any harm ;D ;D ;D [/quote and who gave you that opinion ? Me and myself
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