after a smacking

[Roland]

He didn't like the casserole

 

And he didn't like my cake.

 

He said my biscuits were too hard

 

Not like his mother used to make.

 

 

 

I didn't perk the coffee right

 

He didn't like the stew,

 

I didn't mend his socks

 

The way his mother used to do.

 

 

 

I pondered for an answer

 

I was looking for a clue.

 

Then I turned around and smacked the sh** out of him...

 

Like his mother used to do.

 

 

 

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

 

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns and Ammo Magazine.

 

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

 

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

 

Hey Duncan, Me, Big Jim, Duke and Slim went for more ammunition. Back in an hour or so. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of them in the house. Better wait outside.

 

Roland

 

[DOVEScot]

He didn't like the casserole

 

And he didn't like my cake.

 

He said my biscuits were too hard

 

Not like his mother used to make.

 

 

 

I didn't perk the coffee right

 

He didn't like the stew,

 

I didn't mend his socks

 

The way his mother used to do.

 

 

 

I pondered for an answer

 

I was looking for a clue.

 

Then I turned around and smacked the sh** out of him...

 

Like his mother used to do.

 

 

 

Roland

 

That never done me any harm ;D ;D ;D

 

 

 

[Guest TAMMY_1]

 

That never done me any harm ;D ;D ;D

 

 

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and who gave you that opinion ?

 

 

[DOVEScot]

 

That never done me any harm ;D ;D ;D

 

 

[/quote

 

 

and who gave you that opinion ?

 

 

Me and myself