a bit of fun

[paul10121968]

time for a bit of fun,lets make the biggest poem ever,it doesnt have to rhyme but we must keep it clean.ill do the first line to start things off.    THERE WAS A YOUNG MAN CALLED PETE,WHO,S BIRDS WERE VERY HARD TO BEAT.

[jimmy_84]

and every week pete's club would try to beat

[Guest tomo68]

steve's club from down the street

[jimmy_84]

but half the birds were dead on their feet

[steve d]

but they came alive with their pea nut treat

[paul10121968]

THE BIG RACE WAS LOOMING

[tippler1]

and all landed in a tree

[jimmy_84]

as the old raptor they could see

[mad dog]

HE

[Guest Freebird]

Then out of the blue

His big red cock flew

Doon the chimney and landed at his feet.

[paul10121968]

one bird said"my god we must flee"

[paul10121968]

cause i think hes looking at me

[chocolate]

so i also need to to go in to the tree

[Roland]

Have a crap ... just  had me pee

[little sam]

BANG, OUT OF THE TREE INTO THE LOCAL CHIPPIEE  ;D

[tippler1]

to get me a kabab

[little sam]

that made me feel bad

[bewted]

my god,there goes my dad

[bewted]

in the fillings of a kebab

[Merlin]

Now,that is sad.

[little sam]

or opposite and in american this could actually be quite 'rad'  ;D ;D ;D ;D

[bewted]

who feels bad

[bewted]

eating my dad

[Roland]

Still was only a fad

[THE FIFER]

But cheer up and make us all glad.