Happy and sad

[Roland]

As we age, we tend to end up seeing more of the medical

establishment.

For example, my internist referred me to a female urologist.

I saw her yesterday and she is gorgeous.

She's beautiful and unbelievably sexy.

 

She told me that I have to stop masturbating.

 

I asked her why and she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you..."

 

A husband and wife were sitting watching TV when he turned to his

wife and said... 'Honey, tell me something that will make me Happy and Sad all at

the same time.' She said ...'You have the Biggest Dick of all your Friends.'

 

[ChrisMaidment08]

made me laugh anyway

[Merlin]

Well no doubt your of the school of laughter Roland,well done ;D ;D ;D