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From my mate Des.

 

Text codes for seniors

 

 

Young people have theirs,

 

now Seniors have their own text codes:

 

* ATD- At the Doctor's

 

* BFF - Best Friends Funeral

 

* BTW- Bring the Wheelchair

 

* BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

 

* CBM- Covered by Medicare

 

* CUATSC- See You at the Senior Citizens

 

* DWI- Driving While Incontinent

 

* FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

 

* GGPBL- Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

 

* GHA - Got Heartburn Again

 

* LMDO- Laughing My Dentures Out

 

* LOL- Living on Lipitor

 

* * TOT- Texting on Toilet

 

 

Hope these help. GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)

 

:emoticon-0140-rofl: :emoticon-0140-rofl: :emoticon-0140-rofl: :emoticon-0140-rofl:

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