In the Mind eh!

Roland · September 16, 2008

Three women friends, one in a casual relationship, one en-gagged to be married and one a long-time wife, met for drinks after work. The conversation eventually drifted towards how best to spice up their sex lives..

After much discussion, they decided to surprise their men by engaging in some S&M role playing.

The following week they met up again to compare notes.

Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, 'Last Friday at the end of the work day I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so aroused that we made mad passionate love on his desk right then and there!'

The engaged woman giggled and said, 'That's pretty much my story! When my fiancé got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black mask, leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so turned on that we not only made love all night, he wants to move up our wedding date!

The married woman put her glass down and said, 'I did a lot of planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's. I took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch stilettos.

I finished it off with a black mask. When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down and yelled, 'Hey, Batman, what's for dinner?''

ChrisMaidment08 · September 16, 2008

nice one hurt my face though had load teeth out

paul10121968 · September 16, 2008

council tax re-valuers want to charge us more if we live in a nice area.

this ought to mean discounts if we live in a rough area.

we have a huge council house in our street.

the family is run by a grumpy woman with a huge pack of fierce dogs.

her car is untaxed and uninsured,and doesnt even have a number plate,but still the police do nothing.

her bad tempered old man is famous for upsetting foreign visitors with racial comments.

a shopkeeper blames him for ordering the murder of his sons girlfriend,but nothing has been proved yet.

all their kids have broken marriages except the youngest who everyone thought was gay.

two grandsons are meant to be in the army but are allways seen out in nightclubs.

the familys odd antics are allways in the papers.

they are out of control.......

honestly whod live near windsor castle.

paul10121968 · September 16, 2008

when nasa first started sending astronaughts into space,they realised that ball point pens would not work in zero gravity.

a million dollar investment and two years of research resulted in apen that could write in space,upside down,allmost on any surface and at temperatures from sub zero to 3oo degrees.

when confronted with the same problems the russions took a pencil