Newly Wed

[Roland]

Ed decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.

One evening, after the honeymoon, he was organizing his pigeon equipment.

His wife was standing nearby watching him.

After along period of silence she finally speaks.

"Honey, I've been thinking, now that we're married I think it's time you quit racing pigeons.

Maybe you should sell your clock and pigeons."

Ed gets this horrified look on his face.

She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"

â€There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.â€

"Ex wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"

â€I wasn't!“