joke ish

[LISTER]

 

One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they saw a woman bathing NAKED !! . All of a sudden one of the boys took off running. The other boy took off after his friend. After he caught up to him, he asked why he Ran away.

"Well," the boy said, "My Mom told me that if I ever saw a NAKED LADY I would turn to STONE !!, and I felt something getting HARD so I ran." .. ;)

[chickadee]

;D ;D ;D ;D

[carlsberg]

pmsl   :)

nothing else better to do

[DOVEScot]

One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they saw a woman bathing NAKED !! . All of a sudden one of the boys took off running. The other boy took off after his friend. After he caught up to him, he asked why he Ran away.

"Well," the boy said, "My Mom told me that if I ever saw a NAKED LADY I would turn to STONE !!, and I felt something getting HARD so I ran." .. ;)

 

I was that boy  ;D ;D ;D

[ChrisMaidment08]

pity youer still running ;D ;D

[ChrisMaidment08]

im not racest so this is not meant to offend taken off another place     obama will be first coloured allowed in white house without a mop

[DOVEScot]

pity youer still running ;D ;D

 

Naw,  glad it is still turning to stone ;)

 

[ChrisMaidment08]

time you get to 60 then you might be able to use it ;D 8) 8) 8)

[DOVEScot]

time you get to 60 then you might be able to use it ;D 8) 8) 8)

 

Is that the old fiddle playing the tune

 

[DOVEScot]

im not racest so this is not meant to offend taken off another place     obama will be first coloured allowed in white house without a mop

 

[ChrisMaidment08]

:P

[DOVEScot]

:P

 

That is childish

 

[Chairman]

A policeman comes accross a 97 year old man, crying his eyes out sat in the middle of a road, the officer helps him to his feet and leads him to safety, he then asks him "why are you crying Sir" the old man still heavily sobbing told him " Ive just got married to a beautiful 19 year old young lady, she very slim and enjoys making love three times before dinner, three times before tea and three times before bedtime" the officer asks "What she do a bedtime"? the old man said "oh its unbelievable she makes love all night long" the officer says "Well if that is so, what the hell are you crying about" the old man replied "Officer, Ive forgotten were I live" ;D

Thankyou and goodnight all.

[DOVEScot]

A policeman comes accross a 97 year old man, crying his eyes out sat in the middle of a road, the officer helps him to his feet and leads him to safety, he then asks him "why are you crying Sir" the old man still heavily sobbing told him " Ive just got married to a beautiful 19 year old young lady, she very slim and enjoys making love three times before dinner, three times before tea and three times before bedtime" the officer asks "What she do a bedtime"? the old man said "oh its unbelievable she makes love all night long" the officer says "Well if that is so, what the hell are you crying about" the old man replied "Officer, Ive forgotten were I live" ;D

Thankyou and goodnight all.

 

 

;D ;D ;D

 

[Guest]

A policeman comes accross a 97 year old man, crying his eyes out sat in the middle of a road, the officer helps him to his feet and leads him to safety, he then asks him "why are you crying Sir" the old man still heavily sobbing told him " Ive just got married to a beautiful 19 year old young lady, she very slim and enjoys making love three times before dinner, three times before tea and three times before bedtime" the officer asks "What she do a bedtime"? the old man said "oh its unbelievable she makes love all night long" the officer says "Well if that is so, what the hell are you crying about" the old man replied "Officer, Ive forgotten were I live" ;D

Thankyou and goodnight all.

 

pmsl thats the best ive read in a long time ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[DOVEScot]

 

pmsl thats the best ive read in a long time ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

That is the next stage after the golf Amanda ;D ;D ;D