A REAL SCOTSMANS TOILET SEAT

[ALF]

HERE YE GO ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  THE KILT FITS ROUND ABOUT IT ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Guest]

very good alf but the front bit isa bit small is it not?

[ALF]

very good alf but the front bit isa bit small is it not?

 

Just let it hang oer the side ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Guest]

thats what i was saying legs not long enough 8) 8) 8)

[Guest bigda]

I  very comfy  and  can be made to measure  ;D ;D

[Guest spin cycle]

if its a toilet seat shouldn't there be somewhere for the 'product' to go .....or is it some kind of scottish watersaving design.(evil)

[Guest youngzimmy]

FAR TOO WEE  YA LUMP HEID

[Guest]

;D ;D ;Dcant imagine what the seat looks like in the ladies toilet ??  ;D ;D ;D                                    andy.