New Orleans Crabs...

[Roland]

New Orleans Crabs...                                                    

                                                                          

  A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of                  

  frozen crabs and asked a blonde, female crew member to                  

  take care of the box for him. She took the box and promised            

  to put it in the crew's refrigerator.                                    

                                                                          

  He pointedly advised her that he was holding her personally              

  responsible for the crabs staying frozen, mentioned that he              

  was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would              

  happen if she let them thaw out.                                        

                                                                          

  Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.                        

                                                                          

  Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to            

  announce to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave            

  me the crabs in New Orleans , please raise your hand?"                  

                                                                          

  Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them.            

                                                                          

  Two lessons here:                                                        

  1. Men never learn.                                                      

  2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most men think.