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I'm sooo peeved off.......

 

I had two Manu FC tickets sitting in plain view on my car dashboard.

 

Some *expletive removed* broke my window and left two more.

 

What an *expletive removed*!

 

 

Did hear that for criminals now, as a deterrent, must attend two Glasgow Footie matches… strueth bit harsh I feel lol ;D ;D

 

 

11 PEOPLE ON A ROPE

 

11 people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, 10 men & 1 woman.

The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall. They were unable to decide who would let go,until the woman gave a very touching speech.

She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids and for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with

little in return. (too true!)

 

As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping...

SEND THIS TO AN INTELLIGENT WOMAN, SO THAT SHE HAS SOMETHING TO SMILE ABOUT TODAY… well try to anyway lol

 

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