Got Ya Down?

[Roland]

Got Ya  Down?  

Well  Then, Consider These . .  .

In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always  died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about  11:00 am, regardless of their medical condition.  This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 AM Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 AM all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits. Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.

Still  Having a Bad Day????  

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00.  At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

 

Still  think you are having a Bad Day????

A  woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen  shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy,  with some kind of wire running from his waist  towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily  listening to his Ipod.

 

Are Ya  OK Now? - No?  

Two  animal rights defenders were protesting the  cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in  Bonn , Germany .  Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly.  The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.

 

What?? STILL  having a Bad Day????

 

Iraqi  terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage  on a letter bomb.  It came back with 'Return  to Sender' stamped on it. Forgetting it was the  bomb,  he opened it and was blown to bits. God is  Good!

 

There now, Feeling Better?   Have a Nice  Day!