The Cork

[Roland]

 

The Cork

 

Two blokes are in a locker room taking a shower after a game of footy,

when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his *expletive removed*. If you do not mind me saying,' 'that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why don't you take it out?'

I regret I cannot', said the first bloke. 'It is permanently stuck in my *expletive removed*.'

'I do not understand,' said the other.

The first bloke says, 'I was walking along Flinders Street,

and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then

a huge blue man in Arabian attire with a beard came boiling out.

 

He said, 'I am the Genie of the Lamp . I can grant you one wish.'

 

I said, 'No s**t!?'