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IRISH MEDICAL DICTIONARY

Artery........... The study of paintings.

Bacteria......... Back door to cafeteria.

Barium.......... What doctors do when patients die.

Benign......... What you be, after you be eight.

Caesarean Section........A neighbourhood in Rome

Catscan..... Searching for Kitty.

Cauterize....  Made eye contact with her.

Colic........................... A sheep dog.

Coma........................... A punctuation mark.

Dilate......................... To live long.

Enema........................... Not a friend.

Fester.......................... Quicker than someone else.

Fibula......................... A small lie.

Impotent....................... Distinguished, well known.

Labour Pain.....................Getting hurt at work.

Medical Staff..................... A Doctor's cane.

Morbid........................... A higher offer.

Nitrates....................... Cheaper than day rates.

Node........................... I knew it.

Outpatient..................... A person who has fainted.

Pelvis......................... Second cousin of Elvis.

Post Operative................. A letter carrier.

Recovery Room................Place to do upholstery.

Rectum......................... Nearly killed him.

Secretion...................... Hiding something.

Seizure........................ Roman emperor.

Tablet........................... A small table.

Terminal Illness............... Getting sick at the airport.

Tumour..........................One plus one more.

Urine.......................... Opposite of you're out.

 

Guest chrisss
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racist crap you would never get away with it if it was an asian so why try it because its irish?

Guest pigeon82
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you might take the mic and say theyre all thick but you cant resist the accents and the womens looks god its beautiful

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racist crap you would never get away with it if it was an asian so why try it because its irish?

Dare dare and I wrote it slow.... as I knew you weren't a fast reader!

Mind, we are still out deciphering the Scottish dictionary .... gave up on the Welsh lol ;):P ;D ;D ;D

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you might take the mic and say theyre all thick but you cant resist the accents and the womens looks god its beautiful

 

Now actually that is very very true! There is no more enchanting and even mesmerising lilt that an Irish broue and that's for sure! And the long flowing black hair of the pretty Colleen does takes ones breathe away.

 

Guest Hjaltland
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Enjoyed your post Rolly.

 

Have to agree about the Irish.. they're a great race.. they've got it all: Beautiful women, music, drink, beautiful country, endearing accent which you can not help but try and imitate. I imagine their pigeons must be pretty good too , especially the ones which fly from France. And they won the rugby! Jeez oh its Irish all the way.

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Yes, was first year I didn't either do, or attend an Irish 'Paddy's day' But the better half had bought me tikets to the 'River Dance'. This being , for the foreseeable future, their last season. This was on March 17th of course. Have the 'Lord of the dance to go.

Until working in the Entertainment world I use to always go, still do again now, to a 'Irish NY eve. do. Never had a bad one yet, seen them flying in great names and artistes from all over.

  Any you know, dad always said never try and digf around with a mix, it will kill you lol.... Did a while digging roads - Gas works gangs of the Irish---- yes worked blumming hard every day for long drawn out hours.... and mostly was carried lol. :o ;D ;D ;D

Fought many Irish boys, in and out the ring lol. Never met one that wasn't naturally fit, they came to fight lol. Indeed some of the toughest... 4 - 6 were Irish.

Mums Mom and dad were Irish. My mother had the long flowing black hair of a real pretty Colleen. Yes she was in her day a great looking woman.

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