When waiting for the birds

[Roland]

Read some like this.... may cheer you up a mite...

 

Perspective

 

 

One day, the father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to

the country with the express purpose of showing him how poor people live.

They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be

considered a very poor family.

On their return from their trip, the father asked his son, 'How was the trip?'

'It was great, Dad.'

'Did you see how poor people live?' the father asked.

'Oh yeah,' said the son.

'So, tell me, what did you learn from the trip?' asked the father.

The son answered: 'I saw that we have one dog and they had four.

We have a pool that reaches to the middle of our garden and they have a creek that has no end..

We have imported lanterns in our garden and they have the20stars at night.

Our patio reaches to the front yard and they have the whole horizon.

We have a small piece of land to live on and they have fields that go beyond our sight.

We have servants who serve us, but they serve others.

We buy our food, but they grow theirs.

We have walls around our property to protect us, they have friends to protect them.

The boy's father was speechless.

Then his son added, 'Thanks Dad for showing me how poor we are.'

 

Isn't perspective a wonderful thing?

Makes you wonder what would happen if we all gave thanks for everything

we have, instead of worrying about what we don't have.

 

Appreciate every single thing you have, especially your friends!

Pass this on to family, friends and acquaintances and help them refresh

their perspective and appreciation..

'Life is too short and friends are too few

 

Funniest Banking Joke!

We all need a few laughs in this time of financial turmoil.

 

I was at my bank today; there was a short line; just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated.

She asked the teller, 'Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?' The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, 'Fluctuations.'

The Asian lady says, 'Fluc you white people too!'

 

He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. I said to him . . . You wear pants don't you?

 

He said to me ... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?

She said, That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

 

He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? I said to him . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

 

He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?

I said to him .. . They don't have time

 

He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? I said to him .. . We don't know; it has never happened.

 

He said to me . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?

I said to him . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

 

SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT!