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IS THIS THE FIRST OLYMPICS JOKE?

 

It's 2012 and it's the Olympics in London .

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get in, but they

haven't got tickets.

...

The Scotsman picks up a manhole cover, tucks it under his arm and

walks to the gate.

" McTavish , Scotland ," he says, "Discus." And in he walks.

 

The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over

his shoulder.

" Waddington-Smith , England , " he says, "Pole vault." And in he walks.

 

The Irishman looks around and picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks

it under his arm.

"O'Malley, Ireland." he says, "Fencing."See more

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