LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE

[Roland]

 

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Subject: FW: LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE

 

 

 

 

 

LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE

 

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,

'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

 

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

 

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.

 

OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic.

But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

 

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea...'

 

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know s**t?    

 

[micko and jack]

Ole Fills In

 

A doctor in Duluth wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant. 'Ole, I am goin' huntin' tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic.

I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients.'

 

'Yes, sir!' answers Ole.

 

The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: 'So, Ole,

How was your day?'

 

Ole told him that he took care of three patients. 'The first one had a

Headache so I gave him TYLENOL.'

 

'Bravo, Mate, and the second one?' asks the doctor.

 

'The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir,' says Ole.

 

Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?' asks the

Doctor.

 

'Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters.

Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her bra

And her panties and lies down on the table and shouts: HELP ME - I haven't

Seen a man in over two years!!

 

'Tunderin' Lard Yeezus, Ole, what did you do?' asks the doctor.

 

 

 

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'I put drops in her eyes!!

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U all thought I was sending a dirty joke!!!!