A Little Old Lady was it court

[chickadee]

A Little Old Lady was it court

 

Defence Attorney:

Will you please state your age?

 

Little Old Lady:

I am 86 years old.

 

Defence Attorney:

Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?

 

Little Old Lady:

There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening,   when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

 

Defence Attorney:

Did you know him?

 

Little Old Lady:

No, but he sure was friendly.

 

Defence Attorney:

What happened after he sat down?

 

Little Old Lady:

He started to rub my thigh.

 

Defence Attorney:

Did you stop him?

 

Little Old Lady:

No, I didn't stop him.

 

Defence Attorney:

Why not?

 

Little Old Lady:

It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.

 

Defence Attorney:

What happened next?

 

Little Old Lady:

He began to rub my breasts.

 

Defence Attorney:

Did you stop him then?

 

Little Old Lady:

No, I did not stop him.

 

Defence Attorney:

Why not?

 

Little Old Lady:

His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

 

Defence Attorney:

What happened next?

 

Little Old Lady:

Well, by then, I was feeling so 'spicy' that I just laid down and told him

'Take me, young man. Take me now!'

 

Defence Attorney:

Did he take you?

 

Little Old Lady:

Hell, no! He just yelled, ' April Fool!' And that's when I shot him, the little bast#rd

 

[rembrant2coo]

> > > > > >  its the good life

[chickadee]

> > > > > >  its the good life

 

Hows yer heed ;D ;D ;D

[rembrant2coo]

 

Hows yer heed ;D ;D ;D

 

i,m so dizzy , remember that song

[chickadee]

 

i,m so dizzy , remember that song

 

No, too young. you can sing it to me next time you are down