john cumming Posted May 4, 2012 Report Posted May 4, 2012 THE FIRST OLYMPICS JOKE ? A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get in, but they Haven't got tickets. The Scotsman picks up a manhole cover, tucks it under his arm and Walks to the gate. " McTavish , Scotland ," he says, "Discus" and in he walks. The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over His shoulder. " Waddington-Smith , England " he says, "Pole vault" and in he walks. The Irishman looks around and picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks It under his arm. "O'Malley, Ireland " he says, "Fencing." well i liked it ???? john
andy Burgess Posted May 4, 2012 Report Posted May 4, 2012 THE FIRST OLYMPICS JOKE ? A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get in, but they Haven't got tickets. The Scotsman picks up a manhole cover, tucks it under his arm and Walks to the gate. " McTavish , Scotland ," he says, "Discus" and in he walks. The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over His shoulder. " Waddington-Smith , England " he says, "Pole vault" and in he walks. The Irishman looks around and picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks It under his arm. "O'Malley, Ireland " he says, "Fencing." well i liked it ???? john
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