Only In Minnesota

[Roland]

That is one of the all-time greatest

 

Have posted before, but thought some may llike to read it ...

 

Ole was hunting geese up in the Minnesota woods. He leaned his old 16

gauge against the corner of the blind to take a leak. As luck would have

it, his foolish dog knocked the gun over; it went off and Ole took most

of an ounce of shot in the groin.

 

 

Several hours later, lying in a Duluth hospital bed, he came to . . . . .

 

and there was his doctor, Sven. "Vell Ole, I got some good news and

some bad news.

 

Da good news is dat you are going to be OK. Da damage vas local

to your groin, dere was very little internal damage, and I vas able to

remove all of da buckshot."

 

"What's the bad news?", asks Ole.

 

"The bad news is dat dere vas some pretty extensive buckshot damage

done to your pecker. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister, Lena."

 

"Well, I guess that isn't too bad," says Ole.

"Is your sister a plastic surgeon?"

 

"Not exactly," Sven says. "She's a flute player in da Minneapolis Symphony Orchestra.

 

She's going to teach you vhere to put your fingers, so you don't pee in your eye."

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