Clever

[Roland]

                            Someone out there

                            must be "deadly" at Scrabble.

                            (Wait till you see the last one)! I have posted this before, but for those that missed it...

 

                            PRESBYTERIAN:

                            When you rearrange the letters:

                            BEST IN PRAYER

 

                            ASTRONOMER:

                            When you rearrange the letters:

                            MOON STARER

 

                            DESPERATION:

                            When you rearrange the letters:

                            A ROPE ENDS IT

 

                            THE EYES:

                            When you rearrange the letters:

                            THEY SEE

 

                            GEORGE BUSH:

                            When you rearrange the letters:

                            HE BUGS GORE

 

                            THE MORSE CODE:

                            When you rearrange the letters:

                            HERE COME DOTS

 

                            DORMITORY:

                            When you rearrange the letters:

                            DIRTY ROOM

 

                            SLOT MACHINES:

                            When you rearrange the letters:

                            CASH LOST IN ME

 

                            ANIMOSITY:

                            When you rearrange the letters:

                            IS NO AMITY

 

                            ELECTION RESULTS:

                            When you rearrange the letters:

                            LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

 

                            SNOOZE ALARMS:

                            When y ou rearrange the letters:

                            ALAS !  NO MORE

                            Z'S

 

                            A DECIMAL POINT:

                            When you rearrange the letters:

                            I'M A DOT IN PLACE

 

                            THE EARTHQUAKES :

                            When you rearrange the letters:

                            THAT QUEER SHAKE

 

                            ELEVEN PLUS TWO:

                            When you rearrange the letters:

                            TWELVE PLUS ONE

 

 

                            AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

 

                            MOTHER-IN-LAW:

                            When you rearrange the letters:

                            WOMAN HITLER