Joke

[sapper756]

Poor Bob holness,only been at the pearly gates five minutes,when Amy Winehouse stumbles over and asks "can I have an E please Bob"http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gif

[Guest lambrechts31]

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[Babybird]

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[sapper756]

another

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon.

Exhausted, they fell asleep

and woke up at 8 PM.

 

The man hurriedly dressed

and told his lover to take his shoes

outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.

 

He put on his shoes and drove home.

 

'Where have you been?' his wife demanded.

 

'I can't lie to you,' he replied,

 

'I'm having an affair with my secretary.

We had sex all afternoon.'

 

She looked down at his shoes and said:

 

'You lying sod!

You've been playing golf!

[blue pied]

if downings ex dressed up as a full back she would never have been beaten

[butcher]

Why did the chicken cross the road ?

 

Coz it was stuffed inside Anthony Worrall Thompson's jacket

[Guest Tooshy Boy]