Poor old Santa.

[greenlands]

Here's one from an Ausy friend.

 

Santa comes down the chimney and quitely steals over the tree and the semi darkness and starts to unload the gifts - when click on goes the light and lo and behold sitting up in bed is a beautiful blonde .

 

Santa is full of apologies - he has entered the wrong house - he starts reloading the gifts all the while heading back towards the chimney .

The blonde quickly assures Santa he is not in the wrong house and gently removes one strap of her nightie saying "Santa please don't go "

 

Santa continues to reload the gifts - full of apologies for disturbing her - and explaining he must go as there are many thousands of children around the world he must visit this evening - The blonde replies - "Oh Santa Please don't Go" and drops the other strap.

 

Poor Santa he gets slower and slower reloading all the gifts into his sack, all the while endeavouring to make this blonde lady understand he cannot stay - in desperation the blonde throws off the bed clothes and there she is in all her glory "Santa please dont go"

 

Says Santa - "I couldnt go now I couldn't get up the bloody chimney"

Lindsay.