Paddies fingers

[Roland]

Paddy's fingers

Paddy was working at the fish plant in Cork when he accidentally cut off all 10 of his fingers.

 

He went to the emergency room in Cork 's hospital.

 

The doctor looked at Paddy and said, 'Lets be avin' DA fingers and I'll see what oi can do'.

 

Paddy said, 'Oi haven't got DA fingers.'

 

'Whadda ya mean you haven't got DA fingers? " Lord Tunderin' Jesus, it's 2009 !"

" We's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. we have skills that are a miricle in thus day and age we can perform the unbelievable !!!!!!!!! I could have put dem back on and made you like new i cant believe it !!!!!!!!!! Why didn't ya bring DA fingers?!?' tell me now why didnt ya bring DA fingers ????????/

 

And Paddy said, SHOCKED AND ANGRY .....................................

"jesus !!!!! How DA fock was I 'spose to pick them up????"