THE COWBOY

[Roland]

 

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. 'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked. 'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy> offered. 'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face. Kicked his  bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll do the same thing to all of you!' St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'  

   'Couple of minutes ago .. . .'