Moose

[Roland]

Two red neck hunters got a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. They managed to bag 6.                      

 

  As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could only take 4 moose.                    

 

  The two good ol' boys objected strongly. "Last year we shot six. The pilot let us take them all and he had the same plane as yours."

 

  Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded.  

 

  However, even under full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and

 

went down crashing in the woods.    

 

  Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, Bobby Joe and Billy Bob survived the

 

crash.                          

 

   After climbing out of the wreckage, Bobby Joe  asked Billy Bob, "Any idea where we

 

are?"                            

 

  Billy Bob replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."

 

 

 

[bird man of meath]

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