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A teacher in a Detroit kindergarten class asked the kids what kind of sound a pig makes.

 

Little Tyrone stood up and yelled:

"FREEZE, MUTHA*expletive removed*A!!"

 

I guess there aren't many farms in Detroit.

 

Microsoft announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from £499 to £699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

 

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