Ole Dear Pregnat

[Roland]

A woman went to the doctor's office where she was seen by one of the younger

doctors. After about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming

as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was,

and she told him her story.

 

After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room. The older doctor

marched down the hallway back to where the young doctor was writing on his clipboard.

 

"What's the matter with you?" the older doctor demanded. "Mrs. Terry is 61years old, has

four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"

 

The younger doctor continued writing and without looking up said,

 

"Does she still have the hiccups?"

[Roland]

A  man watching a hockey game on TV kept switching  channels to a dirty movie featuring a lusty couple. "I  don't know whether to watch them or the game," he said to  his wife.

 

"For heaven's sake, watch them," his  wife  said. "You already know how to play  Hockey!"