A Blonde, A Car, and A Mattress (no joke)

[DOVEScot]

A Blonde ran over a mattress on the highway,

and decided not to worry -- and kept on driving.  

It caught on the undercarriage of her Ford.

 

The ensuing jumble finally whipped around enough

to tear a hole in the fuel tank.

  

The Subsequent Lack Of Fuel Is What Finally

Brought Her Vehicle To Its Knees..

 

She Had Still Managed To Drive 30 More Miles

With A 60-Pound Tangle of Stuff Wrapped Around Her Drive Shaft.

 

She Had it Towed To Her Ford Dealership And Complained

That The Vehicle Had A "Sort Of Shimmy"

When She Was Driving At High Speeds.

 

 

Below Are The Photos Of What They

Found At Her Ford Dealership....................

 

The Last Photo Is By Far The Best.  

 

"Sort Of A Shimmy" -- I'll Bet It Did!

 

 

 

Is This Just The Best Or What?

           They Still Can't Believe Their Eyes.

           And Still Wondering How To Remove It!

 

 

 

[Blue Chequer Pied]

Unbelievable! Just like that e-mail you sent me of a certain gender trying to park cars. Hilarious.

 

Paul.

[fletch]

nothing more needs to be said than ----- drivers

[DOVEScot]

I rest my case ;D ;D ;D

[Guest]

I rest my case ;D ;D ;D

 

better resting the case than the mattress. un-beleivable story.    andy.

[DOVEScot]

 

better resting the case than the mattress. un-beleivable story.    andy.

 

I am just glad I was not on it ;D

[BLACK W F]

WHAT CAN YOU EXPECT WOMEN DRIVERS  ;D ;D ;D ;D

[pjc]

met a few like her!

Had one can into the dealership complaining of a rattle under the passenger seat of her SLK sports car, went and checked it out and presented her with her can of hair spray! She said, "oh, i wondered where that had gone"!