Right Result.

[Roland]

A man, with an oxygen facemask on, lies in a hospital bed. He beckons the nurse over and asks. ‘Are my testicles black’?

The nurse smiles knowingly and precedes to lifts up the covers from the bottom and works up till she gentle takes hold of his penis and lifting it up. Then with the other had she moves his testicles about peering closely. After a while she again smiles and says ‘No they are not black’.

The man beckons her closer and says ‘Thank you very much, that was very nice of you… now listen carefully, I said ‘are my test-results- back’.