More of 'Then the Fight started'

[Roland]

My wife sat down on the settee next to me as I was flipping channels...

She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.'

And then the fight started...

 

My wife and I are watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire†while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"

"Noâ€, she answered.

I then said, "Is that your final answer?"

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yesâ€.

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friendâ€.

And then the fight started....

 

Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the van, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.

The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

My loving wife of 1 year replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"

And that's how the fight started...