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Jewish Board of Directors

 

Schwartz, Cohen and Ginsburg were all close friends since childhood.

 

They decided they wanted to go into business together.

Schwartz says, "OK! I'll invest £100,000."

Cohen says, "I will go for £200,000".

Ginsburg says, "All right, I'll put in £1,000."

Cohen says, "If I'm putting in £200,000, I'll be the President and CEO of the corporation.

You, Schwartz, for your £100,000, you can be Vice President and CFO, and Ginsburg, for your £1,000, you will be our Sexual Adviser."

 

Puzzled, Ginsburg asks Cohen, "What is a Sexual Adviser?"

 

Cohen replies, "When we want your fo**ing advice, we'll ask for it."