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A Vampire bat flew back into it’s cave. It’s mouth, teeth, even face and chest were covered in blood.

In awe were the others, jealous, many near swooned! Eventually they muster up and asked where, how and when did he got such a break and with so much blood

Follow me he said, which they did gleefully.

Over a mountain, through a valley and over a lake they went till entering a forest. Short the bat stopped and said, pointing with wing end finger… ‘You see that big tree there’ he asked. ‘Yes’ the drooled with one accord!

‘Well I flipping didn’t …………’!

Guest evilscotsman
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Lol had to read it twice in order to get it...its early morning :P

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