Wee Joke

[butcher]

I was in ecstasy,

 

with a smile on my face,

 

As my girlfriend moved forwards then

 

backwards.........

 

Forwards then

 

backwards.........

 

Back and forth..

 

Back and forth..

 

In and out..

 

In and out..

 

Her heart was pounding faster and faster.

 

Her face was getting flush and she started to grunt and groan.

 

Then she let out one almighty scream!!........

 

"I can't park this fu*king car...You do it you smug bast*rd"!

[Roland]

Will do me mucker lol.