A Dog Lover

[Roland]

A dog lover, whose dog was a female and "in heat', agreed to look after her neighbors male dog while the neighbors were on vacation.

 

She had a large house and believed that she could keep the two dogs apart.

 

However, as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning sounds, rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together,

in obvious pain and unable to disengage, as so frequently happens when dogs mate.

 

Unable to separate them, and perplexed as to what to do next, although it was late, she called the vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice.

 

Having explained the problem to him, the vet said,

 

"Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection

and he will be able to withdraw."

 

"Do you think that will work?" she asked.

 

"It just worked for me," he replied.

[blaz]

2 dogs sitting in vets the wee dog said to the big dog .i am in hear because i bit a kid for trying to steal my bone and i am going to get put to sleep for it .the big dog said my lady owner came out the shower and bent over i jumped up and tried to jump her from behind.the wee dog said you are getting put down for that NO said the big dog i am just in to get my nails cut