Lying To His Mother?

[Roland]

Don't Lie to Your Mother...........especially if

she is Indian! --

It's the story of an Indian MOM.

 

Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner....... who lives with a girl

roommate Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help

but notice how pretty Kumar's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of

a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.

 

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she

started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate than met

the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I know what you

must be thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates."

 

About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, "Ever since your mother

came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't

suppose she took it, do you?" Kumar said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email

her, just to be sure."

 

So he sat down and wrote :

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Dear Mother:

I'm not saying that you 'did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm not

saying that you 'did not' take the silver plate.. But the fact remains that

it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love, Kumar

 

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Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read :

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Dear Son:

I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita, and I'm not saying that you

'do not' sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping

in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now under the

pillow...

Love, Mom.

 

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Lesson of the day:

Don't Lie to Your Mother...........especially if she is Indian! --

[JohnQuinn]

Nice one