She!

[Roland]

A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never

let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him

after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he

could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to

express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires. She

will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the

room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and

invincible..............

 

No wait... Sorry.

 

I'm thinking of whiskey.

It's whiskey that does all that sh**.

 

Never mind . . .

[Guest Freebird]

A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never

let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him

after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he

could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to

express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires. She

will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the

room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and

invincible..............

 

No wait... Sorry.

 

I'm thinking of whiskey.

It's whiskey that does all that sh**.

 

Never mind . . .

WHISKY

[Guest homestead]

A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never

let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him

after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he

could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to

express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires. She

will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the

room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and

invincible..............

 

No wait... Sorry.

 

I'm thinking of whiskey.

It's whiskey that does all that sh**.

 

Never mind . . .

Hey Roland its definitely not a woman i know so whiskey it is