Some Good ... Some Bad

[Roland]

The impossible Golf clay pigeon shot ....... I couldn't hit one of these with a shot gun!

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Any sensitive cherubs should read no further.... just hit the delete button.

 

Took a dyslexic bird home last night, and she ended up cooking my sock!

 

Had to have a blood transfusion the other day.

All they had left was 2 pints of African blood, and 2 pints of Paki blood.

It's not as bad as it sounds

I now have a 12 inch c**k, and I am top of the housing list..

 

Sat opposite an Indian lady on the train today, she shut her eyes and stopped breathing.

I thought she was dead until I saw the red spot on her forehead, and realised she was just on standby.

 

Just fostered a Muslim kid.

All 4 cans hit him right on the back of the head.

 

Got a right beating last night by a 6ft 7in black bloke

All I said was, golly you're tall.

 

Last week me and this paki from work decided to have a moustache and beard growing competition.

I still can't believe she won.

 

They've had to cancel the panto 'jack & the beanstalk',in Birmingham ,Oldham,Bradford, Burnley ,Leicester & Luton:

because the giant couldn't smell any Englishmen.

 

Muslim terrorists have gone on the rampage in Bradford , killing

anyone who's English.

Police fear the death toll could be as high as 5.

 

Once upon a time, a man asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!'

The man lived happily ever after, rode motorcycles, went fishing and hunting and played golf.

Drank beer and whiskey, had tons of money in the bank, left the toilet seat up, and farted whenever he wanted.

 

Years ago it was suggested that, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away."

But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works a treat!